The No Loyalty Program™
No points. No tiers. No sneaky data grabs. Just good stuff, when you want it.
How to become a No Loyalty Program Member?
Congratulations you are one!
The No Loyalty Program™
We don’t have points.
We don’t have tiers.
We don’t have a card you’ll lose in the washing machine.
Why? Because We’d rather give you our best prices up front, instead of pretending to reward you later.
We won’t spam your inbox with “exclusive offers” that everyone else got anyway.
We believe loyalty should be earned by being decent humans, not bribed with fake discounts.
The deal is simple:
- We do our best to keep prices sharp.
- Stupidly good promos whenever we feel like it.
- You follow us on Instagram or become an Urban Insider if you want
to know what’s happening. - That’s it. No gimmicks, no small print,
no sad little points balance you’ll forget exists.
Welcome to the loyalty program that requires absolutely no loyalty.